February 2012
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Jimmy John's Permanently Drops Sprouts From Menu →
brian-k:
viajholla:
I knew something was afoot when I spent 5 minutes scouring their online menu for the sprout add on and concluded I was blind and stupid, submitting my Turkey Tom order sans sprouts in defeat/tears.
Five E.coli outbreaks in four years, eh? Sounds like I need to start growing my own sprouts again.
Where’s the powerful Washington sprouts lobby when I need it?
Oh whatever...
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via bronx-beat)
Watchmondosmusicbox:
barbiehighheels:
thestritz:
Women’s Health Experts Speak Out Nick Offerman, Ray Wise, Tim Meadows, Kurtwood Smith, and Judd Nelson explain women’s healthcare.
TUMMY POCKETS
OMG
I CAN’T
This video wins the internet this week. If you’re looking for a good laugh watch this now!
lostgrrrls:
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day: I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child, coming home and telling their parents, uncle, aunt or grandparent about a boy who had pulled her hair, hit her, teased her, pushed her or committed some other playground crime. I will bet money that most of those, if not all, will tell you that they...
nodivision replied to your photo: Awww and this was from Friday night at Less Than…
I……I was next to all these people. How did I not recognize you?
I thought I saw someone that looked like you (judging by pictures you’ve posted of yourself) but I thought it might be weird to be like “PARDON ME GOOD SIR, BUT YOU APPEAR TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW FROM THE FINE TUMBLR...
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In which I get to hug Fred Armisen and Carrie... →
So Sunday night, I got to go to the Portlandia tour with my friend Ryan and Fred and Carrie picked me to go up on stage and tell them about Philly. The link is the write up Philly Weekly did. It’s pretty detailed and there is a whole paragraph about me.
I still can’t get over the surrealness of getting to hug two people I admire greatly.
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Dear Nice Guy Syndrome,
making-beautiful:
bottleage:
Please go fuck yourself. Get fucked. Go away forever and never come back. This shit drives me into such terrible and ridiculous fits of rage. Anytime I see a “nice guy” complain about the trifflin’ girl that “friend zone’d” him, that girls are only into jerks, that she’s just a giant whore anyways since she doesn’t love me, or what have you, I just get so fucking...
Would you like to listen to something grand? →
Do you like rootsy, acoustic, country-tinged folksy punk-ish-ness?
Do you like Red City Radio? Do you like bears?
Do you just want to hear something cool?
Then, click the link and listen to this song that Garrett (from Red City Radio) has put up. Solo musics and such.
He’s quite a wonderful songwriter and I’ve had the pleasure of hearing him play a lot of his own songs. He’s...
nodivision:
Title Fight syndrome: When you can’t stop wearing your own band’s merch.
heyjengray:
if i don’t laugh at your racist/homophobic/misogynistic joke, it doesn’t mean i don’t have a sense of humor, it just means that you’re an asshole
And if I tell you it’s fucked up and is incredibly hurtful, don’t try to defend it. Apologize. And if you don’t, it means you are still an asshole.
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notoriousvon replied to your post: are you gonna be here friday night too?
i believe i’m off work by 10 friday. I say convince Ryan and Jordan that a Hampden night is in order! Plus i’m making you a mixed 6pack of awesome beers :D
I’ll see what I can do. Also you are the bestest <3
Also I’m making oatmeal chocolate chip stout cookies for all of you too. I can’t wait for...
notoriousvon asked: are you gonna be here friday night too?
mcflynnthm:
bottleage replied to your post:Sunday night
I really wish I could’ve gone to LadyFest. It sounds like my kinda thing. But my weekend was still nice.
You should organize one in Philly! It was seriously so cool. I wish you had been there.
There is actually this group called Sugar Town in Philly that does a show every month that features fem (and maybe even some...
3nantiodromia asked: mmmm you were supposed to ask why and then I would have said CAUSE YOU SO HAWT or something. :z
Who is Martha Jones?
blinuetchristina:
taiey:
She has the intelligence to work out how to electrocute pig slaves in under a minute, and the empathy to feel guilty afterwards.
She fights witches with Harry Potter references. Your argument is invalid.
She falls for a mysterious alien who looks like David Tennant, who kisses herwithin an hour of their meeting, and finds that feelings don’t just go away because they...
3nantiodromia asked: Hey Bottle, should I call the fire department?
youngloudandscotty:
I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.