December 2010
Dillon farted on me today.
itszombietime:
This is the first time in the two years that I’ve known him and the almost two years we’ve been dating that I’ve even heard him fart.
And of course it was on me.
Due to my high level of maturity, rather than getting irritated or mad I was just unable to stop laughing.
Now I’m laughing again.
This reminds me of one of the first nights I got to sleep next to Sloane and he Dutch...
autumnwalker asked: HEY YOU.
Not that what Alex said bothered me in the least, but thanks. I would totes want you on my side in a bar fight.
LOVE YOU!
Not that what Alex said bothered me in the least, but thanks. I would totes want you on my side in a bar fight.
LOVE YOU!
So I left a message in a certain someone’s ask box. I’m raging hard. No one talks about my beautiful wonderful friend like that without me saying something.
