I’M HAVING A HEART ATTAcK. THIS IS AMAZING.
May 2010
SO STOKED.
ALONG WITH INK AND DAGGER (even without the original vocalist this is still kind of exciting for me).
AND BLAcKLISTED.
AND RUINER.
YES.
Bleh. Still sick. Feel shitty. Not too keen on going to work and dealing with idiots on South St. I want to curl up in my blankekts. Also remembering that I’m an idiot for various reasons.
BBM me when you got a sec to chat and I’ll tell you about the None More Black lulz. Heh.
Lulz.
Hope this gif is working. Too good.
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This is just a TIIIIIIIIINY sample of how enjoyable this is.
Episode 1
-I can’t eat this, I’m a foodie.
-Well, before I made it in the stand up, I was a bucket drummer in the subway.
-Oh, yeah? Then how come I got sued for sexual harassment at it?
-You know how on St. Bart’s people be eating their lobster like this? Nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom, nyoooom.
-Don’t look at me in the eyes.
-Have I lost touch with my roots? I better talk to Rabbi Schmuli about this.
-I blame you and Dotcom. You have built a protective shell around me like a hermit crab or a mermaid booby. And now I’ve touch with the common man. Ehhhh. Who’s that?
-Oh, hey, guy. Come on in. So Rolly, where you from?
-Right on, my brother. My dear friend Moby opened up a tea house in Park Slope. Does he know you?oh. my. god.
Amazing.
the universe isn’t completely out to get you and will sometimes throw you a bone once and a while. Feeling….optimistic.
Anyone want to do it for me.
He went to U of U law school. And killed a coed or two.
That’s all I know.
craig, I don’t think I could write about Ted Bundy. Would Al Bundy be an acceptable alternative?