May 2011
I AM A DRUNK PIECE OF SHIT
thatt has been drinking winee from a juice boxx since 6pm andd all I wantt to do is call thee only person I’vee loved andd beg him to takee me back. I am thee fucking worst. pathetic. I wish the liquor storee wasn’t closed. I really should just blackout tongiht. I hatee myself more than anthign rignt now. /incaaapablee of havving another hu man being actually lovee me and givee ashit...
April 2011
When you get to a show early and dont know anyone
mcflynnthm:
facingandbacking:
so you stand around awkwardly looking at everyone. Fuck.
This is me all the time.
Welcome to my life. I’m not sure if it’s a Philly thing or not, but then you try to talk to people and they look at you like you threatened to rape their mom or something. Jeez, sorry for existing and saying something like “I like your shirt” or “how...
The Broosevelts - DUIOU EP →
pinkturnstoblue:
exspectator:
DO IT DO IT DO IT
Highly recc-d.
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH. DO IT UP. DO IT UP NOW.
The good thing about allergy season is that people...
This is basically what my life has become. :/
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YOU'D BETTER BRING MORE DUDES
I love that this song title is totally a reference to Org Summit lore.
Holy fuck. The new Junior Battles song is absolute...
Why have you not listened to it yet?
http://www.punknews.org/article/42382
Do you like pop punk? Do you like harmonies? Do you like things that are enjoyable? Then this is for you.
theemmeth replied to your post: OK TUMBLR. I’M DONE TALKING ABOUT DRAG QUEENS FOR TONIGHT, I GUESS.
WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO HAVE NICER CALVES THAN ME?! I HAVE BIG FAT, MUSCLY MAN CALVES AND I CAN’T WEAR NICE KNEE-HIGH BOOTS WITH THEM. /intoxicated rant because I’m jealous of your Raja’s legs.
Em! I’m jealous too. However the one with the knee high boots is Alexis and she’s...
OK TUMBLR. I'M DONE TALKING ABOUT DRAG QUEENS FOR...
Philadelphia Flyers
dbriere:
What the rest of the league thinks they are like:
What they are actually like:
Dear Flyers,
exspectator:
tanukichu:
I really need for you to win today (and Tuesday). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I can’t have the season end so early. RuPaul’s Drag Race will be done for the season tomorrow, and I can’t have youse end your season so abruptly either. Otherwise I won’t have any reason to live. M’kay? Play some hockey today.
Love,
Bottle
Just let the Sabres have it, whoever wins will end up...
Dear Flyers,
I really need for you to win today (and Tuesday). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I can’t have the season end so early. RuPaul’s Drag Race will be done for the season tomorrow, and I can’t have youse end your season so abruptly either. Otherwise I won’t have any reason to live. M’kay? Play some hockey today.
Love,
Bottle
I'M SO SORRY IF I'M ALIENATING SOME OF YOU. YOUR...
hardcoreinnonhardcoreplaces:
This just reaffirms why I need to be friends with Josh Gomez from Chuck. This is the second time he’s popped up on this blog. It’s apparent he’s one of us. ONE OF US.
Katie didn't log out...
queenoflowerchelsea:
queenoflowerchelsea:
I even have her a pre-cursor warning, and she still left her Tumblr logged in! Tehehehehehehehe. I hope you remember it this time, Mrs. Rehome. Always log out of your stuff on computers not your own!
Love, teh emmeth!
oh ha ha ha
I love you both. I wish I were there with you. So much love on your big day Katie and to Dillon too. <3
lindofrest2 asked: omg check out this news story http://bit.ly/hh500P